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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
You can do anything, but not everything.
God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change
If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
Share your Intentions not your Identity.
Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
Dream more while you are awake.

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
I am not lucky. I am blessed.
Service is the rent we pay to live
Every burden is a blessing for me
Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
Money won’t work until you work for money.
Respect your work and it shall respect you.

If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
My last seen was just to check your last seen
I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )
I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.
Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.

I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.
Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
Respect yourself and follow your heart.
I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.
Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
I just want to die young as late as possible.
If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.

I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
You can do anything, but not everything.
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)

There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I am only good at hiding my feelings
To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
Aspire to inspire before you expire
Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
Silence is better than lies.Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
The best is yet to come.
Hold the vision. Trust the process.
Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
A wise man can always be found alone
Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”

I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
I am only good at hiding my feelings
I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
I am responsible for my own happiness
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Down to earth but still above you all.
Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
I like cars with edges and women with curves
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
Be smarter than your smartphone
I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
THINK – It’s not illegal yet
I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 🙂
I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.
I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.
Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.(Life whatsapp status)
Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.
It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.
Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.(Funny whatsapp status)
No more watch, its game time.
Winning a no win situation by changing rules.
The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.
First love, second chance? (Whatsapp status best)
If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.
The real cost of living is dying. (Thoughtful whatsapp status#1)
Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.
Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.
I feel like some people deserve high five on face.
I feel on top of world, when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am entrepreneur.
Hey, see you around in hell.
Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in swiss bank.
Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling (Motivational whatsapp status collection)
3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2

Everything is fare on life and race.
I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature
Girl in need is your wife indeed.
“Love me as you do” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.
Starting a new life with BOOM.
Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So its fun.
Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.
Friends and family need no excuse
Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.
I wish my mind had a delete button.
Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
Ability to take failures makes you successful.
I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
To be trusted, you must be honest.
You only live once, so do everything twice.
One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

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